Morning oppo, My dreams are weird.

"Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy" (zipppyart)
08/01/2014 at 07:16 • Filed to: None

So, my dreams are almost always over the top, and are either car related, waterpark related, or love life related.

The most common dreams consist of the following:

New waterpark has new ridiculous idea (not limited to launching people with cannons, and transforming people into things), is located in the middle of nowhere and takes place in the middle of winter and is indoors, and somehow can break the laws of physics and realism, like inverting gravity while keeping the water in its place.

A friend of mine and I randomly get assaulted on the highway, being chased down GTA style. My friend, who is surprisingly a very good marksman and an off-duty cop, manages to pull off a physics defying shot with his sidearm out the passenger side window (along with Sniper Elite bullet cam), that flies through the chasing car's radiator, and stops halfway through the engine block of of the chasing car, crippling it (maybe even breaking the engine). My friend shortly after calls "backup" on his HQ to bust the car.

I find a half-naked and seriously injured/unconscious girl my age on the side of the road after running a few errands, I call 911. 911 operator tells me no ambulances are available, So I floor it bringing the unconscious/injured girl to the closest Hospital ER, following the operator's instructions. A love story comes afterwards, she turns out to be a jalop after she gains consciousness. I think this is because girls find me attractive.

Crazy stuff happens in my brain.

Have a Veneno, I cannot believe it is a real car.

DISCUSSION (10)

Montalvo > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
08/01/2014 at 07:51

Yeah those types of dreams are always a blast. I am a complete lucid dreamer so I get to enjoy changing anything on the fly. Have I descended into a nightmare? No problem I go from the hunted to the hunter. I could be fighting crime and flying and suddenly decide to go rallying. It is like I have a livable version of the internet where when I get bored I can just find another video. The only time I never had control was when I had a bad case of the flu where I became an oil tycoon building a water resort in the middle of a desert where I spoke spanish for the entirety of the dream. I knew I was messed up when I actually started literally planning every detail from the aesthetics to buying the pipelines for water and getting zoning rights. When people say you are sleeping too much you should go out and do something they don't realize sometimes I am having the time of my life. 6 hrs is good 8 is ideal but give me 10 and I am living it up.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Montalvo
08/01/2014 at 08:05

Yup. I'm defintely a lucid dreamer.

Racescort666 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
08/01/2014 at 08:59

I dreamed that I crashed my car in a snow bank and my neighbors decided to try and pull the car out with a crane. Then the crane fell on me. It was weird.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Racescort666
08/01/2014 at 09:03

I can imagine that must've hurt.

like this for instance?

Racescort666 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
08/01/2014 at 09:06

Holy crap, it was very similar to that. I was trying to judge the truss work to make sure I was in a gap as it fell. It was very action moviesque

RotaryLover > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
08/01/2014 at 21:16

Don't eat before sleeping and stop playing GTA. Voilà, normal dreams!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > RotaryLover
08/01/2014 at 21:25

but I don't play GTA or anything like it anymore?

RotaryLover > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
08/01/2014 at 21:34

STOP PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD ZIPPPY!!!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > RotaryLover
08/01/2014 at 21:36

RotaryLover > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
08/01/2014 at 21:43

Epic for bringing Sonic the Hedgehog!